May 13, 2008 | Tuesday...6:58 am

Weekly Geeks: Childhood Treasures

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This week’s theme challenges us Weekly Geeks (more like Daily for me, but whatever; I’m not going to argue semantics haha) to write about our memories of childhood books. Incidentally, I must mention that last week’s theme – which requires participants to link other bloggers’ reviews – is something I want to participate in, but I just didn’t want to write an entire blog entry about it. Having said that, I’m going to follow what Lightheaded did and put the review policy on the sidebar. So, have at it! :)

Anyway, on to my childhood favorites. I read a lot as a child, although it wasn’t always easy to procure books where I lived at the time. Still, I only chose two titles (or series, to be more accurate) here, as they fall under my two categories of reading: the guilty pleasures that I’ve left behind and the childhood reads that I continue to love well into adulthood. The first title I will mention falls under the guilty pleasure category:

Sweet Valley High by Francine Pascal

I wish I knew how to quit you.


Old School vs. New School
I prefer the vaguely 1970s-porn look of the old school covers myself.

My shame is now laid bare: I loved the Sweet Valley High series. It’s an unnatural, shameful love, akin to a hipster secretly watching Gossip Girl instead of an obscure film on the Sundance Channel, but I refuse to keep it secret any longer. The series is like crack, but in book form. Why else would anyone read about the impossibly exciting lives of people who are impossibly good-looking?

Even at a young age, I was aware that the stories were, at best, preposterous. Everything about it was over-the-top, which (if you’re a preteen experiencing the throes of love and/or rejection) is what it’s all about. But as soon as you learn to start asking questions – Is Jessica, in fact, a sociopath? Why doesn’t Liz smack her around a bit? Who allowed Bruce Patman to register his outrageous license plate, 1bruce1? Where are all the minorities? – the books lose their luster. Still, Sweet Valley High will always be special to me; I think obsessing over all the little details in its incestuous universe is what led me to be the fan girl / geek / whatever-term-you-want-to-use that I am. (Read: my obsession with Buffy, Angel, Degrassi, and other shows with sincere but ridiculous premises.) These days, though, I no longer read the books at all; I’ve found that reading the snarky recaps over at Elizabeth and Jessica Are Better Than You is far more enjoyable.

And for the read that has stood the test of both fickleness and time:

The Dark is Rising Sequence by Susan Cooper

A bit of background: Growing up in a provincial area of the Philippines, books (new or otherwise) were extremely hard to come by. Public libraries in my hometown had (and probably still do have) only a paltry selection, and I wasn’t even allowed to actually take them out of the building; I had to stay in the library and read the book in the presence of a librarian or teacher and put it back on the shelf when I was done for the day.

Anyway, my mother (who moved to the US a full decade before I moved here) used to scour library book sales to send books for me to read. That’s how I came to read the first two books in the series, Over Sea, Under Stone and The Dark is Rising. Unfortunately, that’s all my mom sent, and though I repeatedly asked her to send the rest of the books in the series, she never did. But I read and reread those two books that I did have until the pages were creased and worn.

When I finally moved to the US in 1995, one of the first things I did was apply for a library card and borrow Greenwitch, The Grey King, and Silver on the Tree from the city library. I waited nearly ten years to finish the series, but, damn it, I did it, and I felt like I had lost a friend when I did.

I wrote about my love for these fantastic books in a previous entry, but I will repeat it here. These books should be right up there with The Chronicles of Narnia and Harry Potter. Yeah, I said it, what?

18 Comments

  • “I wish I knew how to quit you.” LOL! That is too funny. I think I had ‘Double Love’ with the ’70’s porn cover. I remember that jean jacket. Jessica was evil!

  • Jessica really was evil, and I always wondered how long-suffering good twin Liz managed to put up with it.

    I don’t know why the covers were revamped; I miss the porny, pastel look of the old covers. :P

  • I love Sweet Valley high also. I created a meme for this week’s meme; here is the link if you are interested in participating:
    http://beastmomma.squarespace.com/from-shelf-to-hand/2008/5/13/weekly-geeks-3-fond-memories-of-childhood-books.html

  • Hey, nice to see you again, beastmomma. Glad to know that I’m not the only one who obsessed over Sweet Valley High; it seems like there’s a lot of us. :)

    I think it’s safe to say you’ll be seeing your meme in one of my entries sometime soon. ;)

  • I agree about The Dark is Rising series. I think I had those checked out from our library for a solid year – I kept re-reading them! I now have my own copies, safe for my nephew!

  • I read The Dark is Rising at least once a year, and it’s still an exciting experience each time. :)

    Did you watch The Seeker? I refuse to watch it on principle. Even watching the trailer hurt my feelings.

  • I never read any Sweet Valley books. However I was kind of hooked to Mills and Boons for a while. The covers and novels were tame at that time compared to now. Those have got to being semi-porn!

    Childhood Memories

  • Haha I remember Mills & Boons. I thought I was all sophisticated reading that. Yuck!

  • I love The Dark is Rising — the whole series, but that title in particular. I read it every year at midwinter (of course) and I’ve never gotten tired of it. I can only imagine how painful it must have been for you to have to wait 10 years to finish the series. :)

  • Greenwitch is probably my least favorite in the entire sequence; it was still good, but just a bit weaker than the other books.

    More painful to me was the film adaptation last year. I couldn’t even bear to watch the trailer; the film made no attempt to stay faithful to the spirit or the letter of the source material at all! :(

  • Really? I like Greenwitch quite a lot! The idea that the Greenwitch is sad, I like that. And the underwater scene, I like that. And the idea of all those women staying up all night to make her, and including Jane, I like that too. My least favorite is the first one, which feels most like a plain old kids’ book with nothing particularly deep about it, and my second least favorite is the last, which I think gets a little out of control towards the end. But these are minor quibbles; I love ‘em all.

    I haven’t seen the trailer, let alone the movie, either. And I don’t plan to!

  • Elizabeth was a patsy. I never felt the least bit sorry for her.

  • Neither did I. I can’t say I liked Jessica either, though.

  • I loved and still love the Susan Cooper books. I recently reread Over Sea, Under Stone and I must carry on with the series. It must have been wonderful to get to finish it at last, all those years later.

    Like other commenters, I too refuse to watch the movie as it sounds like it is totally terrible.

  • Hi, Kerry. Thanks for the visit. :)

    I now have my own copies of the series, so I can read it whenever I please and however many times I want. And, yes, everything about that movie just hurt my feelings. :-/

  • I always identified with Elizabeth more than Jessica. So much so, in fact, that I think I might have even had a crush on her fictional boyfriend, Todd. To this day, I still look for the lavaliers similar to what they were given on their 16th birthdays. I too prefer the older covers :-)

  • I’m more of an Elizabeth than a Jessica myself, although I wasn’t a fan of Todd; I wanted Elizabeth to stay with Jeffrey French! :P


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